a woman letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything.
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actuallyYeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on firevery very slowly.
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
you can’t see my dick but i can see ya skirt so ya argument is invalid
the fact that she can’t see your dick may be enough validation
oh you wanna date me? well get in line
I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it
I have failed
YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER